Most Relaxing Song Ever Created – According To Scientists

“This eight minute song is a beautiful combination of arranged harmonies, rhythms and bass lines and thus helps to slow the heart rate, reduce blood pressure and lower levels of the stress. The song comprises of a sustaining rhythm that starts at 60 beats per minute and gradually slows to around 50. Thus, while listening to the song, your heartbeat automatically comes to match that beat.” – Apoorv Nagpal

The Most Relaxing Song Ever Created


relaxingIf you are feeling a little anxious about the upcoming season sit back, relax, and enjoy the tune. Just be careful if you are working as it might put you to sleep at you desk warranting you a possible early season shred vacation time. This song actually did come with a warning saying it can cause drowsiness and sleepiness…It said nothing about heavy machinery though! So if you want to go make a black bear chainsaw sculpture from a rich trunk of Oak, please feel free to do so while in the relaxing privacy of your own garage, pole barn or fort.

To learn more about this song check out Unbelievable-Facts.com;

 

Until now it was widely believed that this was the most relaxing song in the world…

Lindsey Vonn Chats with PaddyO

Olympian Visits Afton Alps, Steals Hearts

Friday, October 4, 2013. The afternoon was overcast and cold, anticipation hung in the air like linen fresh from the wash bin. The base of Afton Alps Ski Resort was teeming with skiers young and old. Were they there to envision future shlooshing, schmearing, and carving only a few short weeks away? Possibly. Were they there for an electric boogaloo 80s style dance fight in the parking lot? Probably not. More than likely, they were there to see me…standing next to the only American woman to bag Olympic Gold in downhill, achieve four World Cup overall titles, and come away with 59 World Cup wins; none other than Minnesota Native Lindsey Vonn.

lindsey-vonnAfton Alps was recently purchased by Vail Resorts, becoming the 26th mountain in their new Epic Pass. To promote this and the 10 million dollar capital campaign Vail has in place for improvements to Afton; Vail Ski Ambassador and the Greatest American Skier of All Time, Lindsey Vonn visited with locals at the family oriented ski hill. Under the shadow of more than 70 new snowmaking guns recently acquired by Afton, Vonn met with children from Afton’s Development Team. She graciously signed autographs and took pictures with all the young racers then met with media before addressing the crowd of locals.

Ms. Vonn answered questions about being home and back at Afton,  rehabbing her knee after a devastating injury last season, and her goals for 2014. Very informative and very captivating. Yet, something was missing. What makes Lindsey Vonn, Lindsey Vonn? Sensing this void of pertinent information I pounced on the opportunity to discuss such pressing issues as early 90s hair design and prepubescent childhood sitcoms. Finally, the people would get answers to questions keeping them up at night. Finally, there would be peace of ski mind. Friday, October 4, 2013 will be a day that lives on forever. Pulitzer, Emmy; yes I expect these awards but is that the reason for such a hard hitting and fact finding interview? No. I am a man of the people and for the people. A man…of action.

For more information on how you can have an Epic Season at Afton Alps click here.

 

 

Ethan Deiss – Bad Ideas

If you think you’ve been shaken up on a snowboard trip, you have no idea; listen to Burton Snowboards’ Ethan Deiss explain the craziest thing that’s ever happened to him on a shred mission.

Ethan will be judging the Trollhaugen rail jam this weekend (10/6/2013), come show him you have what it takes to win.

Grow Your Quiver By Globe.

Grow your quiver. A euphemism for, well you know what… or is this an advertisement about The 5 Stages of Death and Skateboarding?

logo-heather-globe_preview**Please see the links for additional insight to my emotional process**

The first stage is Denial.

The opening scene is of a model in a swimsuit and her friend Becky grabs her saying “C’mon there’s no time for pants! We’re having a pillow fight!” -Which of course you know, as anyone does, is a totally normal thing for women to do, especially in the summertime. Wait why are those guys on a mini ramp in the background? Confusion and bewilderment is starting to set in and I am tilting my head at my screen saying to myself “This can’t be happening, this isn’t real. It’s some sort of Roxy advertisement…”

The second stage is Anger.

“What the hell is happening here? Don’t those girls know that at any moment a skateboard is going to fly off the mini and smash one of them in the face?!…GIRLS, BIKINIS, PILLOW FIGHTS AND SKATEBOARDING? WHAAAWHAA WHAT.” I now at this point am verbalizing these things at my screen now, as if there were an answer to my questions and that someone was going to give them to me.

The third stage is bargaining.

“Please don’t let this be real.”

The fourth stage is Depression.

My head is now in my hands staring blankly at the screen wondering if there is worth doing in life. “If that is skating, what have I been doing this whole time? I’m such a waste of space…just hang it up George, you will never skate again.” I let the emotions of self-doubt flood as I know that I shall have wasted countless hours at a crappy skate park, with all dudes sweating with no women in bikinis eagerly cheering as they watch someone land a nollie trefilp crook grind on a downbar.

The fifth and final stage is Acceptance.

“I must buy one. It seems to be the only way I can achieve Skate-enlightenment and have a sense of oneness with the universe.” If this is what it takes these days to get people on skateboards then so be it. At least maybe now that this is the new skateboarding, maybe more of my time will be spent at beautiful houses filled with bubbly models in bikinis, splashing around eager to watch me skate, grow my quiver and party with them. Thanks Globe I know what I must do.

Jerry Seinfeld on Skateboarding

That’s right, skateboarding will give anyone willing enough to try, life lessons.  When you fall, get back up and try it again.  Jerry Seinfeld is right, we’re going to be alright.

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