Jossi Wells – Sponsor My Beard

Olympian, Pro Skier is Without Shampoo Sponsor

Jossie-wells-3Ski Superstar Jossi Wells stopped by The House to chat with PaddyO about the saddest truth: his extreme and utter lack of a Shampoo Sponsor. Jossi is known for his high flying acrobatics and technical precision in Ski Halfpipe and Slopestyle. More notably, he is known for his coif and beard. His new wave Tony Hawk esque side part comb-over and chiseled grizzled soup strainer crumb catcher are inspiring and eye catching cabeza adornments. Yet they are on the brink of becoming a hindrance. The beauty of their look is undercut by their noxious nature. Quite frankly (and Jossi admits), his head smells like the inside of a kangaroo pouch. How can Jossi concentrate on ripping mountain crumbling slashes when the heat from his french onion soup, burnt Korean BBQ, and low tide smelling beard melts his goggles? He can not. How can he concentrate on throwing whirly birds in the stunt ditch when his hair looks like an Exxon Mobile disaster? He can not. This Kiwi needs a Shampoo Sponsor like Hall needs Oates, like Soul Glo needs the Jerry Curl, like spandex needs the deep single leg squat and forward lunge. Sponsoring this man’s dome piece and face fur is sponsoring his future, allowing him to be the man he is meant to be. Let us band together in an alliance for aroma, a fellowship of fuzz. We’re with you Jossi, you Weirdo Beardo…we’re with you!

(photo: Stephan Jende, www.stephanjende.com)

 Get This Man A Shampoo Sponsor!

Checkpoint Minnesota

Statewide Winter Scavenger Hunt Offers 40k in Prizes

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Explore Minnesota Tourism has just launched a winter-long scavenger hunt  to be run from December 10 to February 7. The House’s Checkpoint will be at Lutsen Mountains Ski Area. We have put two Minnesota Fat Bikes, two snowboard packages, one ski package, and ten $100 gift cards into the prize mix. Check out the press release and SIGN UP TODAY!

–PRESS RELEASE–

Explore Minnesota Tourism, in partnership with Minneapolis-based Monopoint Media, today launch a statewide scavenger hunt. Called “CHECKPOINT MN,” the project includes 10 checkpoint signs placed at iconic Minnesota winter destinations.

The event is free and runs Dec. 10 through Feb. 7. It aims to mobilize thousands of participants over the course of eight weeks with $40,000+ in prizes, including winter gear, snow bikes, GPS devices, getaway packages, and more. Read More

Icelantic’s Winter On The Rocks

ghostlandannouncesICELANTIC has corralled two of today’s hottest musical acts for the 3rd Annual Winter On The Rocks Concert at Red Rocks Amphitheater. Ghostland Observatory and Jurassic 5 will take the stage Friday January 31, beneath Denver’s starry winter night sky, amongst the storied red walls of the concert venue. This news comes on the heels of GLO’s announcement of a self-imposed hiatus that suggested the group might be flirting with a break up. On November 22, GLO announced their creative halt via the band’s Facebook page. GLO Heads everywhere went into a tailspin, glitter became less sparkly, the incandescence of glow-sticks dimmed like Tinker Bells’ light. Super fan Dance Fever Keever, shocked and dismayed, retired her famed moves “The Chicken Leg,” “The Wobble,” and her version of Lisa Turtle’s “The Sprain.” When reached for comment The DFK could only muster “Dang y’alls! I can’t even talk about this dang ole thang. I be like so dang-on heartbroken. Plus, I smashed my fanger in the dang-on door!” The dancing queen was inconsolable.

Then last week concert promoter Telluride Ski Resort and ICELANTIC announced Ghostland Observatory would be joining Jurassic 5 for the winter celebration. And just like that, the face paint was broken out, hair crimping flat irons were unpacked, and shimmery golden stretch pants once again had purpose. It seems fitting the electro dance funk GLO has teamed up with Jurassic 5. The Hip Hop group has seen its own episodes of on-again, off-again dramatics.

In addition to the excitement of the J5 and GLO pairing, ICELANTIC has created a contest leading up to the event. The winner of Road To The Rocks will receive a VIP package to the show, roundtrip flights, a 4-night stay in a hotel, lift tickets, 2 pairs of ICELANTIC Skis, and a Jeep to cruise in for the weekend. This is quite possibly the greatest contest ever created for what stands to be the greatest concert of all time.

Start stretching, kiddos. Spit shine your sparkly, sparkly dance princess outfits and get ready to “dance off your pants off.” It is time to turn into Dance-a-jaweyah, PocaHotness, and GeroniWhoa. Perhaps, if we booty clap loud enough, Ullr will hear and reward us all with a storm of the deep fluffy stuff.

Cyber Monday Secret Stash!

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Navigating through all of our Cyber Monday Deals may seem to be an overwhelming task. Quiet your anxiety my friends. We here at The House have created a list of the best deals on our site so you will not miss out…

Best Deal on Outerwear

Coupon Code – sblend10 – Get an extra 10% off Special Blend Jackets and Pants.

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Best Deal on Snowboards

Coupon Code - rideboards10 - Get an additional 10% off Ride Snowboards (excluding 2014). This includes the Ride Machete, Manic, Wild Life, DH2, Kink and Crush.

Coupon Code - gnar10 – In honor of our Gnartographay Photo Contest we are offering  an extra 10% off Rossingol Snowboards (excluding 2014).  We really like the Rossingol Experience, Taipan, and Angus.

Best Deal on Skis

Coupon Code - k2skis10 - Get an additional 10% off K2 Skis (excluding 2014).  Check out the K2 Darkside, Sideseth, Obsethed, and Hell Bent.

 

All Around Good Deal

Coupon Code -  house5- Take an extra 5% off just about anything (excluding gear from 2014).

**all coupons expire on 12/31**

Cyber Monday Deals at The House

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Okey Dokey Action Sports Fans. It’s Cyber Monday and The House has the greatest selection of toys to ramp up your radical lifestyle and the deals to keep your passions affordable. We have the largest selection of gear and the best deals around. Just click on the image to find affordable gear, incredible deals, and the best equipment to smile on your face and fire in your belly. Happy hunting and enjoy!